Things I will forever be upset about:
1. I don’t know what my Patronus is
2. I don’t know what Amortentia smells like to me
3. I don’t know what I’d see in the Mirror of Erised
4. I don’t know what my Boggart would be
5. I don’t know for sure what house I would be in
6. I don’t know the specifications of my wand are.
have you ever been sexually attracted to a voice
Michael C. Hall.
do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”
I enjoy this too much.
Episode 3.09 promotional photo
achievements of 2013
- probably spent more time on the internet than last year
do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”
me at my highschool reunion
me coming back to mcdonalds in the same day
me in my enemies dreams
enough of that “stick around for ur family” shit
here’s why you shouldn’t kill yourself u fucker
- fuckin puppies those cute lil shits
- dude have you seen the fucking maldives
- did i mention orgasms
- ddude fob is back together n they r releasing new pUNK SONGS
- so many concerts to go to
- fuckin WINTER. snow n shit
- the “keep calm and carry on” meme is dying
whenever im sad i look at this post
I wonder if that’s even Kyle in there? RM did mention dark urges, he’s comprised of the body parts of some sick fucks, and black magic was used to restore him. Maybe we should all be worried for Zoe?…
WORRIED ABOUT ZOE MY BUTT. IDGAF IF ITS HITLER AND SATAN MIXED TOGETHER. HAVE YOU SEEN HOW ATTRACTIVE HE IS?!?!
I just laughed so hard. Not expected. Well-done haha