2 am thoughts


It is TERRIFYING how disorganized my life is right now. I really need to get my shit together. I know everyone says that, but I have never been more unprepared for life in my entire life.



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i get anxious for people who fall asleep on public transit. like where is your home? how many stops have you missed? this was not a time for a nap

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can we just

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never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

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I am not collarbones or drunken letters never sent. I am not the way I leave or left or didn’t know how to handle anything,
at any time,
and I am not your fault.
- Charlotte Eriksson (via adderalldust)
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i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could…

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High Five New York

See? Now this is a prank. Something silly and good intentioned and actually funny. Not groping poor, unsuspecting girls.

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Pay attention to me, mister.

Pay attention to me, mister.

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Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/australia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.

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